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Google describes “swag” as “an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery.” But I listen to enough snapback-inspired mixtape rap to know that definition is a moth-eaten corpse.
While the meaning of “swag” is in constant metamorphosis, I’m pretty sure it has something to do with wearing Maison Martin Margiela motorcycle jackets and posting one’s bottle service receipts on Instagram.
So, in an effort to find the swaggiest of athletes, I turned to the photo-sharing juggernaut for some digitally filtered, off-the-court revelry.
Behold my findings.
Instagram: @alanarblanchard
Instagram: @alanarblanchard
Warning: Don’t look at professional surfer Alana Blanchard’s feed if you’re slaving away in a cubicle or suffering from cuffing season loneliness.
It’s nothing but bikini-clad hijinks with a tropical backdrop, and the blissful aura of this woman’s life is almost palpable.
Alana, if you’re reading this, I’m a classically trained pastry chef and my favorite pastimes include playing with German Shepherd puppies and watching Emma Stone movies. Call me, maybe?
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